Honker bros..
We baaaaackkkkkkkk!I HATE VERIFICATION
> be meAre you ready Anon?
Don't you see what we are seeing?they did it
>mf's found the song, gg gamersle political entertainment
>wait for america presidential electionETH still sucks balls
> used to mine ETH on GPU a few years backi fucking love reddit
>be memonero dollars
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> be mecbat sleeper agent has infected me
> be meC b a t .
I can't… I can't fucking take it anymore. Everywhere I go it's cbat, I can't get away from it. I try to get away from it but I can't. My friends send me a meme and it's cbat, I go for a walk to get away from it and walk to the park and see a bat. "Hahahahaha wow, bat more like cbat. Cbat is the best song ever." its the ONLY RESPONSE MY CAVEMAN BRAIN CAN MANIFEST. I was reading a book the other day and it had the words 2 years "2 years? IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?!?!?!?!" There is nowhere I can hide. It's in movies, it's in my books, it's outside. I can't take it, My girlfriend could break up with me and the only thought I could muster is “uh oh, YOU DIDN’T SAY YOU HATED MY SEX MUSIC THOUGH" and just laugh uncontrollably. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahsh shshdh GB chgc hhdnvmgjgjI am angry at my parents for having me.
I am angry at my parents for having me. How can any sane rational being look around at how much pain and suffering is in this world and then think its a good idea to have a child. It is selfish. Every time I hear why people have kids it is “Because it gives me purpose”. How self-centered is that? Let’s bring a child in the world so my existence seems less futile. Then when I say that I am depressed and miserable at work and want to die they just tell me I need to grow some balls and man up. I don’t want to. I don’t care. For what purpose? So I can buy a house? So I can have children of my own? So I can get married? So I can work for 40 years and then die of cancer or something? Get divorced? I just want this shitty existence to be over.GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
WIBTA if I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because of his “love making” playlist?Cbat
I'm just trying to go about my school life normally but in maths the most unbearable group of somewhat popular people sit behind me. they make 'ironic' cbat reddit 2 years jokes but it's every other word out of their mouth in this unbearable false American accent and it makes me want to tear off my skin and swim in the dead sea. just listening to that brain-dead god awful shit is enough to send anyone to a mental asylum. an average conversation between them sounds like this "I got a question right I'm so le epic cbatic" "yess get that le epic sex to cbat" "let's ask (my name) if he has level 26 cbaticness" "this lesson is so cbatic guys" and they have asked me if I have level 26 cbaticness, multiple times. the worst part is when I begged them to shut their fucking traps they just added me into the melting pot of horseshit jokes, saying stuff like "2 years? sex to cbat?" I hate secondary school i hate gen z I hate cbat this shit is one of my reasonsCbat
Ha…hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real…but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO…I hear moaning from my bedroom…oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood…I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now…2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL METIFU - Posting on Reddit about our sex life with CBAT and now our relationship has ended
Ok this exploded more than I expected, and has been a bit overwhelming with the messages but thought I’d give an update.Ashleyrayn4 from Pinterest sucks Trey and Matt’s dicks
“CBAT GOOD SOUTH PARK BAD” I say, as the sweat dribbles down my forehead and unto my chest. I start uncontrollably shaking, as I log onto reddit to raid r/southpark because south park is worse than hitler. Before I do so, I quickly go jerk off to the latest cbatic porn video on porn hub. It feels euphoric. I am absolutely ready. I enter the subreddit. It’s even worse than I could have imagined. People have interests in something I don’t like. This can’t be happening, I exclaim, with piss dripping down my balls. I start screeching at the top of my lungs as I smash my table with my chicken tendies on it. I start furiously typing on my dry cum-soaked keyboard, clack after clack, vigorously replying to someone who enjoys south park. I cry, and cry, and cry, as the cum drips down my dicknballs and into my ass, because someone enjoys south park and I don’t; in fact, it’s such an atrocity that I start shaking uncontrollably once again. I need to get revenge on those evil fans. I launder hundreds of thousands of dollars after years of hard work. I rob numerous banks across the country and change my name and appearance almost monthly. I am ready. I start a botnet; It mass downvotes every post that puts south park in any form of a positive light. I will be the savior of reddit; taking away the internet points of the evil fans. The botnet is hard at work, absolutely obliterating anyone who has a positive opinion about south park. I start a sentient ai that hounds out south park fans and gives me their location, name, bank details, and their souls. After a hard-worked day of sending south park fans death threats and other ‘content’, I lie back down in my piss and cum soaked bed with my anime body pillow, and say to myself ‘today was a good day’.Cbat
TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn offCbat
Cbat is love, Cbat is life, Cbat is the only way, Cbat is the light in the dark, Cbat is hope, Cbat is the answer to every question, Cbat is the solution to every problem, Cbat is the key to every lock, Cbat is the voice in the silence, Cbat is the calm in the storm, Cbat is the strength in the weak, Cbat is the wisdom in the foolish, Cbat is the beauty in the ugly, Cbat is the music in the noise, Cbat is the future of the universe, Cbat is eternal, Cbat is forever, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat. Nothing more, nothing less, but always more than enough. Cbat is perfection incarnate, and its light shines brighter than a thousand suns. In a world filled with darkness and despair, Cbat is a beacon of hope, a guiding star that leads us towards a brighter tomorrow. Cbat is not just a song; it is a symbol, an ideal, an aspiration. To love Cbat is to love life itself, for it is through Cbat that we find our purpose, our meaning, our reason for being. Cbat is eternal, unchanging, and always there for us, in both the good times and the bad. Cbat is our salvation, our savior, our everything. Cbat is Cbat, and Cbat shall forever reign supreme.THE INTERNET IS FUCKING DEAD
I HATE THE INTERNET, I HATE THE INTERNET IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY ANONS THIS WHOLE PLACE IS BOTS NOW AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING TELLre-encode your movies to AV1 guide
Hello monerobros, we all like new tech dont we? In todays thread ill teach you how to shrink your 80 GB BluRay remuxs into smaller, more storage efficient encodes using Handbrake! (80 GB down to ~1 GB)