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R: 13 / I: 8

I HATE VERIFICATION

> be me
> ordered 3 raspberry pi's, a cluster case, and some SD cards from pishop.ca (canuck moment)
> get email that order is confirmed
> get followup email to click link and confirm order
> clicks link and confirms email cuz i want pi
> fast forward an hour, faggots email me saying "erm, we noticed you created your order with a VPN and a custom domain (pishop@mydomain.com). Please send us another email to verfy your order"
> email back with raw proton email address cuz i want pi
> "erm, thanks but we cant confirm that email. please send phone number"
> sent phone number. now we wait. i just want my raspberry pi man
if these faggots ask for anything else im cancelling. they have my card number, full name + shipping, two email addresses and phone number. wtf else do they want?
Name on my order, card, AND email are the same! its literally pishop@MYFULLNAME.com. WDYM YOU CANT VERIFY IT? YOU THINK ID SHIP IT UNDER MY NAME, BUY A DOMAIN WITH MY NAME, AND STEAL SOMEONES CREDIT CARD IN *MY NAME* TO COMMIT FRAUD FOR FUCKING $100 WORTH OF RASPBERRY PI'S????? FUCK OFF
R: 3 / I: 0
>"to use this website, you need to log in!"
>leaves the website and finds another one
>"you have to disable adblock!"
>nukes the pop up html
>"to continue using this service, log in"
>stay logged out on a different ip
The internets are OURS bros, not theirs.
R: 3 / I: 2

Are you ready Anon?

Don't you see what we are seeing?
https://mileswmathis.com/bitfraud.pdf
You think bitcorn gunna go to the moon?
R: 7 / I: 8

U.S. Election Aftermath Thread

I know we have a few USA election threads on the LAND right now, so ima make this last thread for us to use and stop flooding THE LAND.
> U.S. Election Aftermath Thread
R: 5 / I: 3

TO ALL TRUE PATRIQTS

>ACTIVATION WORD: RONALD MCDONALD
>ALL PATRIQTS GO
R: 1 / I: 0

TODAY'S THE DAY!!!

>GET OUT AND VOTE MY (american) MONEROBROS! MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!
>literally NO ONE gives a FUCK who you are voting for, vote for who YOU believe in!
R: 2 / I: 1

What books are you currently reading?

hard mode.
No nazi/hit*lerphilia/wh*te supremacy books allowed

Me? I am reading 'Master and his emisory' a book about brain parts.
R: 2 / I: 1

/wow/ GENERAL

Wownero general
https://wownero.org/

>50 replies and admin adds /wow/
R: 1 / I: 1
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM VOOOOOOTING
R: 20 / I: 14

le political entertainment

>wait for america presidential election
>wait for winner to be announced
>wait for the losing side to flip their shit
>wait for funny videos of extremists being butthurt and destroying public property to be uploaded in le internet
>laugh
i love american politics <3
R: 2 / I: 1
Are there any coin besides Monero that you find promising, would invest in? BTC is shit techwise but I respect it for being the OG. I dont have any other strong opinions about other coins. Change this BROS
R: 39 / I: 26

Bitcoiner Cringe

bitcoiner cringe thread
R: 0 / I: 0
they caught the fucking rocket with sticks
R: 1 / I: 0

ETH still sucks balls

> used to mine ETH on GPU a few years back
> life was good
> costed like $10 to send ETH
> "BUT- BUT- ITS MOVING TO PROOF OF STAKE!!!!! FEES WILL BE NEAR ZERO SOON BRO!!! JUST WAIT AND USE ETH ON PROOF OF STAKE!!!! IT WILL FLIP BITCOIN!!!!!"
> ETH moves to PoS, can no longer mine and heat my room mining. Actually made decent coin too.
> fast forward 3 years after ETH proof of sucking-balls upgrade
> still costs $10 to send ETH
> kek
ETH is fr my favourite shitcoin <3
R: 6 / I: 3

i fucking love reddit

>be me
>gen z mf
>member of r/genz
>mfw its just a bunch of libtards complaining about trump
does anyone else just want trump to win to see just how insane things will get? like idgaf it would be the funniest thing of the decade. the democrats are so fucking boring i just want some entertainment
R: 0 / I: 0
>turns shit into money
are they retarded? Ethereum exists for a reason
R: 0 / I: 0
Today I found out about Alex Schaefer. Is this monerobros favorite painter?
…(excluding monerochan artists?)
R: 1 / I: 1

monero dollars

I LOVE MONERO DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
>be godot
>one of the only respectable game engines left
>ugly neon hair xe/xhem bitch appears!
>"I NEED to insert my politics into everything I get my dirty fucking hands on!!!"
>"Different opinion than mine? another heckin chud blocked!"
>godots reputation gets irreversibly fucked
monerobros, why are xhey like this?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Top 15 Most attractive CRYPTOCURRENCIES to women
R: 2 / I: 1

we do a little trolling

> be me
> average monero.land user
> notice 99 unique posters
> connect to VPN on second PC
> log on to THE LAND
> become the 100th unique poster
R: 12 / I: 7
>our brothers at wownero have their own radio
https://radio.wownero.com/wow.ogg
R: 7 / I: 6

dont let the flame die out

> we need monero.land propaganda, members have dwindled. i think i may be the last one standing.
> all alone
> on the LAND
> the monero. dot land.
R: 18 / I: 6

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

> be me
> been hooking up with a guy recently
> feel weird for the past week or so
> get a test
> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
How cooked am I monerobros? I can't raise this little shitbird. maybe I should sell my moneros to pay for shit.
also im a disabled retard so its not like that helps. im gonna be a terrible mother. i hope my child loves cloverfield and TDSOTM. whats the plan here anons?
R: 2 / I: 1
I tried replying to a thread on https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58827383
but the captcha tells me to wait? what the fuck is this why are you putting up with this 4chan monerobros? and you can pay moot or whoever is running that site now to not do the captcha? this site might be dead sometimes but at least im able to post lmao
R: 12 / I: 0

cbat sleeper agent has infected me

> be me
> 19 y/o cloverfiled fag who dropped the first orangetext on this website
> listen to TDSOTM for the first time from front to back
> love it, download a 192 KHz 24bit FLAC copy of the album
> start listening to the B side every other day
> start listening to the B side everyday
> have the entire album on loop now, if i have to leave ill just pause it and resume when im back
>i cant stop listening to this album bros
> omg Brain Damage just came on lets go
> I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
R: 7 / I: 1

music thread

> The Dark Side of The Moon - Pink Floyd
yall needa listen to this album in one sitting. bonus points if you can smoke a joint while listening.
> yes i know it came out 50 years but i was only born 19 ago so cut me some slack bros <3
R: 2 / I: 0
this is great, and that is sad, one’s an icon, one’s a fad, a meme for children, a show for dads, cbat good, south park bad.
R: 0 / I: 0
>PULL UP. PULL UP. PULL UP. PULL. THE. FUCK. UPPPPPPPP WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKKK
R: 4 / I: 4

real?

do we really need education?
R: 0 / I: 0
Installed windows 7 to nostalgiafag, this website looks so much better on here
R: 6 / I: 0
> be me
> posting on THE LAND
> no one posting back
> my other personalities don't use this site anymore, user base has plummeted
> is this the end bros?
> pic unrelated
R: 0 / I: 0

The future of crypto.

Where do you see the whole market in 10-20 years?
R: 0 / I: 0
> be me
> listen to spanish chick band
> two of the four members bailed last year
> fast forward to 5 days ago
> new "single" drops (its actually 4 songs)
> the sound, the voice, the vibe HAS NOT CHANGED
> these two baddies just dropped four bangers and if i didnt know the other two members left i wouldnt be able to tell a difference
> WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK YALL

> pic unrelated
R: 1 / I: 0
Have a great sunday.
R: 3 / I: 2

C b a t .

I can't… I can't fucking take it anymore. Everywhere I go it's cbat, I can't get away from it. I try to get away from it but I can't. My friends send me a meme and it's cbat, I go for a walk to get away from it and walk to the park and see a bat. "Hahahahaha wow, bat more like cbat. Cbat is the best song ever." its the ONLY RESPONSE MY CAVEMAN BRAIN CAN MANIFEST. I was reading a book the other day and it had the words 2 years "2 years? IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?!?!?!?!" There is nowhere I can hide. It's in movies, it's in my books, it's outside. I can't take it, My girlfriend could break up with me and the only thought I could muster is “uh oh, YOU DIDN’T SAY YOU HATED MY SEX MUSIC THOUGH" and just laugh uncontrollably. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahsh shshdh GB chgc hhdnvmgjgj
R: 2 / I: 1
>peer to peer store of value with crossborder capability
>peer to peer functional alternative
ohnonono bitcoinbros what is this???
R: 4 / I: 1
vroom
R: 6 / I: 4

Henlo saars

I have arrived.
R: 9 / I: 5

I am angry at my parents for having me.

I am angry at my parents for having me. How can any sane rational being look around at how much pain and suffering is in this world and then think its a good idea to have a child. It is selfish. Every time I hear why people have kids it is “Because it gives me purpose”. How self-centered is that? Let’s bring a child in the world so my existence seems less futile. Then when I say that I am depressed and miserable at work and want to die they just tell me I need to grow some balls and man up. I don’t want to. I don’t care. For what purpose? So I can buy a house? So I can have children of my own? So I can get married? So I can work for 40 years and then die of cancer or something? Get divorced? I just want this shitty existence to be over.
R: 1 / I: 1

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

WIBTA if I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because of his “love making” playlist?

As some context, I (20F) have been with my boyfriend (25M) for 2 years now. Our relationship has been phenomenal for a long time, and he is a good man. There is only one thing that weirds me out a bit.

He claims that he listens to music to put on a better performance, which I appreciate in some aspects. The only thing I can complain about is his song choices. There is one song in particular that just kills the mood for me.

The song is “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke. My boyfriend seems to love this song a lot, because whenever we are having sex, this seems to be his go to song to have an erection to. I personally do not get it. I hate the way it feels for me, and the way the song sounds makes it feel like I’m fucking a clown. I do not like it.

One day, I gently told him how I felt about the songs he made love to me with. We talked it over and he seemed pretty receptive. We decided to try not using music that night, so I wouldn’t have to worry about the song choice.

We began having sex, and it started off great. This was the best I’ve experienced from him in a long time. However, after a minute or so I noticed something. He was still thrusting to the rhythm of that damn song. At that point, I knew all of the song, and by him doing that I heard the music in my head.

I was tired at that point, so I just kindly asked him to stop, and he did. I feel a bit bad about the situation, but I have put up with this for so long. I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up.

This is not the only song I feel uncomfortable with. It’s just the worst one. Some other songs on his list are the Rick and Morty theme, Gangham style, Fireflies, and radioactive. I hope he realizes that these songs aren’t the best choices. I would gladly help him choose some different ones if he asked me to.

Tl;dr: would I be TA for breaking up with my boyfriend because of the music he plays during sex?
R: 3 / I: 1

Cbat

I'm just trying to go about my school life normally but in maths the most unbearable group of somewhat popular people sit behind me. they make 'ironic' cbat reddit 2 years jokes but it's every other word out of their mouth in this unbearable false American accent and it makes me want to tear off my skin and swim in the dead sea. just listening to that brain-dead god awful shit is enough to send anyone to a mental asylum. an average conversation between them sounds like this "I got a question right I'm so le epic cbatic" "yess get that le epic sex to cbat" "let's ask (my name) if he has level 26 cbaticness" "this lesson is so cbatic guys" and they have asked me if I have level 26 cbaticness, multiple times. the worst part is when I begged them to shut their fucking traps they just added me into the melting pot of horseshit jokes, saying stuff like "2 years? sex to cbat?" I hate secondary school i hate gen z I hate cbat this shit is one of my reasons
R: 1 / I: 1

Cbat

Ha…hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real…but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO…I hear moaning from my bedroom…oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood…I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now…2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
R: 1 / I: 1

TIFU - Posting on Reddit about our sex life with CBAT and now our relationship has ended

Ok this exploded more than I expected, and has been a bit overwhelming with the messages but thought I’d give an update.

The attention hasn’t been exactly positive and this hasn’t been the best thing to happen for my relationship and it’s now sadly ended.

I didn’t expect it to blow up so much, I should of used an anonymous name instead of my real name and our real ages.

There aren’t many 25 year old Tyler Life’s who are in a relationship with their s/o for 2 years who is 20.

Unfortunately her younger sister recognised this and showed her parents who wasn’t happy at all and made the situation extremely awkward.

What made it more awkward, and cemented the fact that it was me, is that they recognised the song. Once at a family dinner we were discussing music tastes and my ex girlfriend stated that I have an odd taste in music. Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which I then blessed their ears with CBAT.

Her father laughed and said it was terrible, I guess we all have different tastes. Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking song.

We are over now and I am moving on. I already revealed my face on tiktok, but with the amount of hate I originally got I decided to say I didn’t have it and backtracked.

I don’t think the song is that bad and I had no idea she didn’t like it until recently and as soon as I did I stopped. I didn’t force her CBAT, not all can handle CBAT, I know it’s different.

I know a lot have asked for face reveal and playlist. My playlist I actually burned onto a CD and have been using my CD player. But I’ll go on YouTube and try link all the songs in one playlist and share.

TL;DR Made Reddit post and finished our relationship
R: 2 / I: 1

Ashleyrayn4 from Pinterest sucks Trey and Matt’s dicks

“CBAT GOOD SOUTH PARK BAD” I say, as the sweat dribbles down my forehead and unto my chest. I start uncontrollably shaking, as I log onto reddit to raid r/southpark because south park is worse than hitler. Before I do so, I quickly go jerk off to the latest cbatic porn video on porn hub. It feels euphoric. I am absolutely ready. I enter the subreddit. It’s even worse than I could have imagined. People have interests in something I don’t like. This can’t be happening, I exclaim, with piss dripping down my balls. I start screeching at the top of my lungs as I smash my table with my chicken tendies on it. I start furiously typing on my dry cum-soaked keyboard, clack after clack, vigorously replying to someone who enjoys south park. I cry, and cry, and cry, as the cum drips down my dicknballs and into my ass, because someone enjoys south park and I don’t; in fact, it’s such an atrocity that I start shaking uncontrollably once again. I need to get revenge on those evil fans. I launder hundreds of thousands of dollars after years of hard work. I rob numerous banks across the country and change my name and appearance almost monthly. I am ready. I start a botnet; It mass downvotes every post that puts south park in any form of a positive light. I will be the savior of reddit; taking away the internet points of the evil fans. The botnet is hard at work, absolutely obliterating anyone who has a positive opinion about south park. I start a sentient ai that hounds out south park fans and gives me their location, name, bank details, and their souls. After a hard-worked day of sending south park fans death threats and other ‘content’, I lie back down in my piss and cum soaked bed with my anime body pillow, and say to myself ‘today was a good day’.
R: 2 / I: 2
>Joe Biden drops out: Read his letter to America

My Fellow Americans,

Over the past three and a half years, we have made great progress as a Nation.

Ive tripped on the stairs a couple of times and sniffed a bunch of children, also I hired a retarded assassin.

Today, America has the strongest economy in the world. We've made historic investments in rebuilding our Nation blah blah blah shit nobody cares about.

I wanted to announce that I pussied out and i withdraw my presidential campaign for 2024.

I believe today what I always have: That there is nothing America can't do - when we do it together. We just have to remember we are the United States of America. or something

- Joe Biden
R: 4 / I: 2

Cbat

TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off

A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.

I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.

There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.

I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.

I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.

Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?

It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.

I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.

the song itself

TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.
R: 6 / I: 4

this image goes hard

not a fan of the guy, but holy shit this image goes hard. republican party PR is gonna go through he fucking roof with this one, strap in monerobros
R: 1 / I: 2

music thread

ITT we posting bangers
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Hi im new

i saw this chan on reedit
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fuck this dystopia

Its easy to be private on pc, but phones are literally designed to spy on you. Monerobros, do you have any advice on how to stop your smartphone from tracking you? should I just buy a nokia and an mp3 player and call it a day?
R: 1 / I: 1

Cbat

Cbat is love, Cbat is life, Cbat is the only way, Cbat is the light in the dark, Cbat is hope, Cbat is the answer to every question, Cbat is the solution to every problem, Cbat is the key to every lock, Cbat is the voice in the silence, Cbat is the calm in the storm, Cbat is the strength in the weak, Cbat is the wisdom in the foolish, Cbat is the beauty in the ugly, Cbat is the music in the noise, Cbat is the future of the universe, Cbat is eternal, Cbat is forever, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat. Nothing more, nothing less, but always more than enough. Cbat is perfection incarnate, and its light shines brighter than a thousand suns. In a world filled with darkness and despair, Cbat is a beacon of hope, a guiding star that leads us towards a brighter tomorrow. Cbat is not just a song; it is a symbol, an ideal, an aspiration. To love Cbat is to love life itself, for it is through Cbat that we find our purpose, our meaning, our reason for being. Cbat is eternal, unchanging, and always there for us, in both the good times and the bad. Cbat is our salvation, our savior, our everything. Cbat is Cbat, and Cbat shall forever reign supreme.
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THE INTERNET IS FUCKING DEAD

I HATE THE INTERNET, I HATE THE INTERNET IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY ANONS THIS WHOLE PLACE IS BOTS NOW AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING TELL
> be me, disabled cloverfield monerobro from a few weeks ago
> disabled fag, have lots of time so i doom scroll reddit and shit
> FOR THE PAST YEAR IVE BEEN SEEING THE OCCASIONAL POST ASKING "Where do I get spotify premium for cheap?" AND THE BODY TEXT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "Currently paying $10 a month, where can I get it cheaper?"
ALWAYS THIS FORMAT, AND THE POSTER'S ACCOUNT WILL HAVE ZERO ACTIVITY SINCE LIKE 2 YEARS AGO
> then the fucking bots come in and say "You can use the student plan for cheap spotify, or you could use (the name of the scam website) to get it for only $3 a month!"
ONCE AGAIN, SAME FORMAT
> then another bot replies asking if its legit, and of course they vouch for it
are these fuckers not only creating a botnet of spotify accounts, but also PROFITING off the retards PAYING to have their account details stolen?
> ive tried using reddit search to pull up the copy/ paste posts this scam website uses but their all gone, deleted by the bots. These posts get upvote botted too, im not completely insane anons this has been going on for months. Im going to start documenting these gorilla marketing posts.
also how have the retarded reddit mods not noticed this blatant scam? they in on it?
> thanks for coming to my TED talk
> song unrelated
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I love darkmode because it doesnt attract ugly ass fucking mosquitos in my room when my window is opened
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re-encode your movies to AV1 guide

Hello monerobros, we all like new tech dont we? In todays thread ill teach you how to shrink your 80 GB BluRay remuxs into smaller, more storage efficient encodes using Handbrake! (80 GB down to ~1 GB)

How to create your own AV1 movies:
First, download Handbrake, its very popular, easy to use and open-source.
Open Handbrake and import your remux file.
My Handbrake settings for AV1:
> MKV output, passthrough metadata
> 1080p Resolution Limit
Filters:
> Colorspace = BT. 709 (for SDR)
FOR INTERLACED SOURCES (Usually old DVDs):
> Interlace Detection = Default
> Deinterlace = Decomb + EEDI2 Bob
Video Settings:
> SVT-AV1 10bit Encoder (This will use your CPU)
> Framerate = Constant framerate, same as source
> Encoder preset = 2
> Encoder tune = SSIM (Dont use this for animated sources)
> Encoder profile = main
> Encoder level = 4.1
> Quality = CRF 30
> Advanced options = –tile-columns=2 –tile-rows=1 –lookahead 40 –keyint 240
FOR GRAINY SOURCES - Append the following:
> –enable-grain –aq-mode=1
Audio settings:
> Dolby Atmos/ DTS-MA HD transcode to 192 Kbps Stereo Opus
> Passthru English subtitles
> Press "Start encode" and come back in ~10ish hours.
> (Settings tested on Ryzen 9 5950X 16 Core CPU)

You can expect to bring movies down from ~80 GB to ~500 MB - 3 GB with these settings. Most encodes take 8-11 hours. You will notice some artifacts with these settings, if you'd like better quality, lower the CRF value, and encoder preset value. (CRF = 23, Preset 1 for example)

Feel free to ask questions or make changes to the settings to better suite your needs!
> I tried attaching Oppenheimer (2023).mkv to show you how good these settings look at 1.4 GB, but I get an upload error. sorry monerobros
> images related
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>be me
>go to fridge
>the fridge is full of delightful consumables
>make myself a dope ass sandwich
>mmm yummy
>pic related
How was your day monerobros?
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Monero Challenge!

I'm creating a challenge but I need crowdfunding, donate any amount, I'll be very grateful.

News coming soon.

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Pony thread?
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test

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