/g/ - General

“CBAT GOOD SOUTH PARK BAD” I say, as the sweat dribbles down my forehead and unto my chest. I start uncontrollably shaking, as I log onto reddit to raid r/southpark because south park is worse than hitler. Before I do so, I quickly go jerk off to the latest cbatic porn video on porn hub. It feels euphoric. I am absolutely ready. I enter the subreddit. It’s even worse than I could have imagined. People have interests in something I don’t like. This can’t be happening, I exclaim, with piss dripping down my balls. I start screeching at the top of my lungs as I smash my table with my chicken tendies on it. I start furiously typing on my dry cum-soaked keyboard, clack after clack, vigorously replying to someone who enjoys south park. I cry, and cry, and cry, as the cum drips down my dicknballs and into my ass, because someone enjoys south park and I don’t; in fact, it’s such an atrocity that I start shaking uncontrollably once again. I need to get revenge on those evil fans. I launder hundreds of thousands of dollars after years of hard work. I rob numerous banks across the country and change my name and appearance almost monthly. I am ready. I start a botnet; It mass downvotes every post that puts south park in any form of a positive light. I will be the savior of reddit; taking away the internet points of the evil fans. The botnet is hard at work, absolutely obliterating anyone who has a positive opinion about south park. I start a sentient ai that hounds out south park fans and gives me their location, name, bank details, and their souls. After a hard-worked day of sending south park fans death threats and other ‘content’, I lie back down in my piss and cum soaked bed with my anime body pillow, and say to myself ‘today was a good day’.