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 No.43[Reply][Tip]

monero shitpost thread - post your favourite monero shitposts here. Original shitposts are prefered, but all shitposts are good shitposts. speak your monke mind anons!
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 No.48

>>44
this one is fire looks like a new baner

 No.49

>>48
ong, admins need make that one a banner

 No.50

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>>46
Everywhere, a pruned node

 No.51

>>50
What are you talking about skitzo?

 No.53

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>>51


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 No.37[Reply][Tip]

monerobros, do any of you remember a website that had a map with pins on monero stickers found irl? is it dead?

 No.38

Instead of a stciker map, we need a map that shows

-local monero meetups
-local monero accepting establishments


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 No.28[Reply][Tip]

I was checking the CMC app and looked in the news tab in XMR. The competition is so fucking weak lmao
>picrel

Zcash
>fedcoin
>"optional privacy"
>folded when pressed by sec on privacy
>had some weird ass ceremony of physically destroying seed keys to create the coin
>"And by the way, I think we can successfully make Zcash too traceable for criminals like WannaCry, but still completely private and fungible" - Zooko Wilcox-O'Hearn, CEO of Zcash company

Dash
>2017 called
>not a privacy coin
>dead price
>dead community
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 No.32

>>31
we need a monero version of saylor

 No.33

>>32

/our/ billionaire /guy/ was murdered by spanish police

 No.34

>>33
can you clue me in?

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>>34
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57589822

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>>35
fuck the glowies, all of them are going to hell
he did NOT kill himself
kill the men but you cant kill the idea. REST IN POWER


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 No.20[Reply][Tip]

complain about crypto and shit in this thread anons. tell us some shit you hate about crypto or some stories you got.

ill go first
> be me, 12 hours ago
> dumping a bunch of shitcoins (swapped some to XMR and donated to THE LAND)
> found some cosmos shitcoin on my old ledger nano (cringe)
> moved that shit to tradeogre to convert to monero (based)
> made the swap from ATOM -> USDT 12 hours ago and its still pending
why the FUCK did i buy this ATOM shitcoin? no one wants this shit so i cant get my USDT to swap to XMR. i just want my moneros
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 No.25

>>21
pretty much what the other anon said. basically a wannabe ethereum lmao
> i only bought this cosmos shitcoin because it had like 15% staking interest
> not only has it plummeted like -30% since then, but also its inflation rate is 10% LMFAO
> WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY THIS ANONS? LAUGH AT THIS USER
> tl;dr: buy monero (XMR) (is financial advice)

 No.26

>>24
Same here anon, same here. I realized btc doesn't solve the political/monetary problems we have today, mainly due to its transparency, 1 mb block size limit, and it having no tail emission (tx-fees are retarded)

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>>25
Still better than if you would buy some dog themed elon cum nft ai rocket dick coin

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>>26
im not gonna pretend like i dont have a bag of BTC, but its NOT what its advertised as."A peer-to-peer electronic CASH system" my guy who the FUCK pays $7 in fees and waits 15 minutes to transfer "cash". ITS FAR FROM CASH TF YOU MEAN.
> btc doesn't solve the political/monetary problems we have today…1 mb block size limit, and it having no tail emission (tx-fees are retarded)
keep speaking facts anon! All that + the new ETF is going in the exact opposite direction of what Satoshi wanted for his crypto coin. bitcoin really isnt what it used to be. LTC is what bitcoin was supposed to be, but XMR is TRUE digital cash.
> fast(ish) block times, anyone can mine on the network with a CPU, pretty much non-existent fees, literally not FUCKING traceable
god monero makes me wet, i would eat my moneros if i could <3
> im gonna keep using this image cuz i spent like an hour in illustrator getting it right

 No.30

>>27
sorry sir that will cost you 673,534,825,274,067,113 elon dick cum shooter inu moon piss token


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 No.13[Reply][Tip]

>crypto"""currency"""
>NO ONE uses it as a currency
>got popular from monkey png craze
>started the retarded nft trend
>bootloader for BILLIONS of unfunny meme coins
>public transactions
>$200 transaction fee
>$400B market cap for some reason

monerobros, why do etherfags exist?
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>>14
>dickcentralized cockchain technology with non-fuckable tokens
>just like Vitalik intended
nft aids is real.
>BRC-20 added on btc mainnet
>fees skyrocket
they are making cryptocurrencies everything except CURRENCIES

 No.16

>>15
>they are making cryptocurrencies everything except CURRENCIES
we should just fucking nuke btc and eth, why the fuck do we even need NFTs. stupidest shit ever conceived by a human. if monero ever adds some smart function bullshit and NFTs im forking the FUCK outta the github repo
> unless they only add FMTs , ill support that! (fuckable monerochan tokens, because i fucking love monerochan <3)

 No.17

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>>16
didnt read the whole thing and I thought FMT is some real thing and tried to search it (turns out its not real MY DAY IS NOW RUINED THANKS ANON)

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>>17
didnt read the whole thing and I thought FMT is some real thing and tried to search it (turns out its not real MY DAY IS NOW RUINED THANKS ANON)
> be you
> short attention span, couldnt read my 4 fucking sentances
com'on my monero bro, you're better than this!
> lets fork monero code and implement FMT so we can all bone our girl over the blockchain <3
> pic unrelated (banger series, fuck netflix. greedy show cancelling fags)

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>>18
nah fam u from ohio I AINT READING ALLAT im watching skibibi minion and gegagegido on tiktok right now


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 No.3[Reply][Tip]

>be me, 19
>depressed
>get disability pay from my shitty prime minister (libtard moment)
>buy like $2k worth of monero over the span of a month in case i need to skip town one day
>realize 3 days later ill never amount to anything in life and will need a caretaker (Moneret's delay) in a two years, my monero will never be used. doomed to forever be stuck in the trezor.

should i just kill myself already anons? i mean it feels great spending the governments money on monero, but its not really funny anymore, i dont feel the trolling buzz anymore. pic unrelated. (banger movie)
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 No.8

>>7
sounds cool, i will tell you once i watch it. is it your fav movie ??

 No.9

>>8
definitely share your thoughts when you finish watching. The movie isnt for everyone but it's my second favourite movie! (Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) being my favourite).

How about you anon? Any movie recommendations? I got a few TB of space left on my jellyfin server I needa fill.

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>>9
>Terminator 2
Thats a classic!
>Any movie recommendations?
The only time I laughed in cinema was when I watched Bullet Train, I loved it, feels like a Tarantino movie
My favorite is probably Oppenheimer, shit got me deep in thought hours after watching the movie, the ending was fucking great and the fucked up part is its message will always be valid (until there wont be anyone to watch it anymore bruh)
have you seen any of those?
>vid related

 No.11

>>10
>The only time I laughed in cinema was when I watched Bullet Train, I loved it
haha i loved Bullet Train. Good mix of comedy and action. Very well made. Apparently a lot of people hated it though :(
>My favorite is probably Oppenheimer… the fucked up part is its message will always be valid (until there wont be anyone to watch it anymore bruh)
Spitting facts right there anon, definitely in my top 5 movies of all time! it was a little long for my liking, but still had a powerful message behind it. (as you mentioned)

 No.12

>>11
>Apparently a lot of people hated it though :(
the critics can eat a dick, they always have the most retarded movie opinions


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 No.2[Reply][Tip]

pic rel

 No.5

>noooo monero is actually used by le hecking criminals to pay for murder or whatever the media told me


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 No.1[Reply][Tip]

wassup

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